In England they say football is life.
England has 645 football clubs.
One of them is Southall United Football Club.
And just like every weekend
A wedding was held here yesterday.
These aren't the grounds men.
This is my team Southall United Football Club.
We may be lndian, Bangladeshi, Pakistani
But on this field we follow just one religion - Football.
And I am Shaan Ali Khan, the captain of this team.
Come on. FarooqBhai / Team DRs
This is my kingdom. I always won..
So want to be safe and make a goal..
Here take this money..
..pay the rent today.
Okay?
Thanks Shaan, if it weren't for you..
..I would have returned to Dhaka ages ago
If that's the case give it back.
No, I won't give it back.
I will take it back from you.
Yes darling.
Green? Green coriander.
Yes dear, I remember it. yes chilies of course.
Good morning, uncle. - Hello uncle, good morning.
Hey World Cup winner..
we need to get some chicken prepared.
..there is an order for a wedding!
You love your chicken and lamb so much
..why this hatred for football?
Shaan, a chick doesn't come out of..
..a hard boiled egg, does it?
If you fellows were to give up football
all of Southall will start loving the game.
It's not that bad.
We are trying our best..
..right now the club is struggling..
we are short of funds..
Money doesn't make you good at the game.
Playing good football will bring in the money!!
Come on in now.. come on!
All you think about is football!
It's time you focus on work! Go inside.
Dad, come on - Go.
Hey Roops. - Hi.
Shaan, I need to buy vegetables
and these days Jenny tends to flare up.
We better get going.
She's my wife pal not a thermometer.
What's it to you
after a couple of beers your wife won't bother you.
You're going to get me into trouble.
Why don't you understand? This is not lndia.
You know you cannot put so much chilli in here.
Use less chillies.
How many times will I have to say? -Yes.. Iess chillies.. Iess.
Relax.. relax.. otherwise he will also run away.
And one day so will l.
Promise? - Just look at the time, Shaan.
It is Saturday.
I'm doing this all alone.
And you've probably brought..
..all your useless friends along.
Quiet. - Football, football..
They have nothing better to do.
Slow Jenny. - Let them listen..
They get free meals.
You take care of their rent..
You even pay for bus tickets.
Come on Jenny, I need to do this.
If they weren't there..
..then the club wouldn't exist.
You know that.
Would you still do this if our family lived with us?
Even if we had our own child?
Waste your time and money on them?
Yes I would.
Just because I love them so much..
..doesn't mean that I don't love you.
Forget it now. Tell me you love me?
I don't. - Don't joke. - Leave me.
No. - Shaan. - I will not leave you. - Leave me.
I will not. - Shaan, leave me. - I will not leave you.
Akram! Please serve them kebabs.
Yes ma'am.
I love you.
Serve them beer as well.
Boy, I love you so much.
Make that yesterday's kebabs..
..and mix in two glasses of water in the beer.
You are very mean you know?
Hey, Southall United.
Awesome, we got beer.
Hi. - Hi.
Ranveer you should shower and come.
When you come it feels as if..
..you've brought the whole slaughterhouse along
How many did you slaughter today?
You worry about the vegetables you need to buy
or you'll have to sleep on an empty stomach.
Hey are these yesterday's kebabs?
Shaan, why aren't you having any?
Why should l?
Boys they are yesterday's kebabs.
Don't have them. - I didn't say they are yesterday's
Shweta, you have a great television show on football.
You should cover us some time
Do a story on Southall United
Yes, Southall United.
Hold on.. wait a minute. I certainly will.
But do something worth featuring.
Ouch! She hits where it hurts.
You haven't met Jenny?
Go on.. say hi to her.
Okay, I am going.
Hey Bengal tiger why are you so serious?
Our own taunt us, ridicule us.
Are you talking about Shweta. Did you feel bad for what Shweta said?
You might not be offended but I am.
Shaan, tell me something
Southall did reach the finals once, didn't it?
Yes. It did.
That's why I've come here..
Ieft Dhaka for England.
Only for football.
Even I want to win.
Whoever plays to lose!?
Debu, more than football we need to ensure
that the kids aren't put out of school.
In other clubs they get paid weekly
Here we shell out from our own pockets.
We have to win one match..
..and look everything will change.
Oh no.
If we get this property
..we'll be in the money Ahluwalia!
It is a gold mine Anne. - Gold mine.
Come on. - Come on. - So, here we are.
Ahluwalia, here we'll have the foodcourt
..next to it we'll put up an eight screen multiplex.
Madam, we proposed to have landscaping and trees..
..all around that area.
And a street running right through the middle.
Hi. - Hi, I am Johnny. Johnny Bakshi.
And this is Anne Fisher, chairman of the city council. - Hi.
And this is Mr. Bhupendra Ahluwalia.
He is Southall's biggest builder.
Come on. Come on.
So you are a builder!? - Yes.
We are here to meet the chairman of..
..Southall United football club, Mr. Dhariwal.
Mr. Dhariwal
I am Anne Fisher from the city council.
So, you are the owner of Southall..
..United Football Club, is that correct?
Yes. - Do you know why we requested this meeting?
Mr. Dhariwal.
you know that Southall City Council..
..had allocated this plot..
..for our club on a 30 year lease.
But over the past eight years
you haven't paid the rent
Considering that the local community..
..would play here And I agree with you..
..that is how it should be.
Instead Mr. Dhariwal
Bhangra competitions are held here.
Kebabs are sold here, weddings are organized.
And the game that's played here
..you can't call it football!
In 25 years you haven't won a single match.
It is a waste of land.
Now the City Council desires that
In fact the people of Southall desire that
a shopping mall be erected
an amusement arcade come up for the kids
so that the community can benefit from it.
You know what I mean?
You know, Ms. Anne..
We play football because we love the game.
Johnny, you are one of us.
You're a football commentator.
You should understand. - You are doing it for the money.
Mr. Dhariwal, I am doing this for the community.
No.
How much.
Three million pounds.
Mr. Dhariwal, you have 1 1 months.
Ms. Fisher, we are not giving you the ground.
And don't mistake our silence for our weakness.
Explain it to this Englishwoman.
They had all the weapons,
But we got lndia back..
..without raising our hands even once.
My father..
spent 40 years on the upkeep of this ground.
For the last 100 years we've been playing on this ground.
This ground was ours..
..is ours..
..and will always remain so.
In that case, gentlemen..
..we have nothing more to discuss.
Mr. Dhariwal, you have 1 1 months,
to save the ground.
The price is three million pounds, which you can't pay.
I have a brilliant idea.
The championship league begins next month
the prize money is three million pounds.
Tell your captain, either you win the championship..
..or vacate the ground.
Good day to you, sir.
All I wanted was to win a trophy.
My time went by and
that never happened.
My business wound up.
My property sold off.
Even my house is mortgaged.
All for the sake of this club.
I have nothing more to give
Wish I had a son.
Why do you say that Uncle?
Have I ever made you feel the lack of a son?
As long as I am around
..no one will take this club away from us.
I promise me you that.
Uncle.
Now that Mr. Dhariwal has passed way..
..there is no one around to fund and manage..
..the Southall United Football Club.
The City Council decided yesterday..
..that at the end of this season..
..they would take the ground back from the club.
Southall United was started 100 years back..
..is famous for defeating many top ranking teams.
Famous footballers like Tony Singh have played here.
Southall united is the first All Asian Football Club.
In 1985 it reached to the finals.
But now, I hope it won't be there.
Very sad day for Asian Football in the UK.
Shweta Singh for just football.
To save the ground and win the championship we needed a coach.
But who would coach us?
Someone who loved Southall even more than I did.
There was just one person, Tony Singh.
Come on finish your game.
Come on, pass this ball.
Juggle, juggle, faster.
Shaan. - That's a goal.
Come on. - You can see the spaces. - Oh!
Tony, please.
We need a coach, Tony.
I am no coach.
Tony! You are a great player.
Why don't you teach us to play like you did?
Tony, Southall needs you.
I have nothing to do with Southall.
You were also once part of Southall.
You don't, just stay right there.
These people don't know who I am and who I was.. OK..
I want to keep it that way. Do you understand!
Stay out of my life. Don't come near me.
Don't try to meet me again.
Tony the Council is bringing the club down.
Tony, if what happened in 1985 was an act of weakness..
..then right now you are being a coward. - Go away.
You are a weak, defeated man.
You are a failure.
If we start doubting ourselves..
..how will we win the league?
And we have to win the league.
We have no other way out
You are right. - We have to win it.
Monty you are an experienced player.
Why don't you coach us? - Ok.
We also have Aakash to help you out. - Sure.
You guys can do it.
And we are also there
We are willing to do anything.
I think together we can make this happen. Yes.
Monty!
Who is that? - Who is he?
You are late. - Sorry coach.
Where is the team?
This is the best we have.
Two things are required in football.
The head and feet.
The good news is you have both.
But the bad news is..
..what's in between both
..is of no use at all.
We need to check that first.
He's asking us to strip our clothes.
I won't strip.
You.
Monty Singh Walia coach.
Yeah Monty. What are you doing? - Didn't you tell us
..you wanted to check what's in between..
..the head and the feet.
Monty That's not what the coach meant.
Pull it down,
otherwise you'll catch a chill.
Sorry coach.
So, you know what to do?
Give me a 1 2-minute round. -
Come on. Come on. Alright time to run.
Come on. Come on.
Come on Aakash, run faster.
I am remembering my darling. - I am not able to run.
Come on, brother Ranjit. Come on.
Debu, please don't fall.
Brother Debu, what happened? get up.
Come on, guys. Two more rounds.
Mr. Tony, we will win, won't we!?
Come on guys. Move your legs.
Move it. Move it.
Move it.
We need at 12 thousand pounds.
We can't afford grounds men and equipment.
We will need to handle everything ourselves.
What else do we need?
Jersey and gear.
This is all we have.
Who will sponsor us?
I will manage that.
Now we need a bus..
..with the banner of the Southall United Football Club.
Yeah, that's good. - Coach, that's easy.
Monty has a garage.
Are they your family jewels?
It's a bus we're talking about..
..not half a pound of meatballs! - You idiot!
You will break my bones. - Shut up.
Eyes on the ball. - Come on.
Keep the pace. Dive in the rhythm.
In my hands. In my hands. - That's it. - RD.
Hold in your hand. Very good.
Come on, Ranveer. Nice.
Come on, that's it.
Pick, that's it.
Concentrate, put energy. Yes.
What do you think Monty?
Is it a good idea?
Yes. We will know by tomorrow.
That's true. Come on..
To save the ground..
..we need to win 30 matches.
And we need to beat Aston.
Do you have the willpower to win?
Yes coach. Yes.
Yes. - Okay, come on. Monty, come on.
Take ball. Come on. Brother Shaan, come on.
Come on, brother Shaan.
It's full, it's full..
The donation box is full.
Hey boys, come. Let's go. Let's go.
Hey.. this really is full.
Yeah! Money.
It is money.
Debu, pounds. - Wow!
Superb.
And there is something written on it. - Let me see..
There are messages. Read them.
Play marbles and we will make a donation.
Everyone has abused us.
Someone has filled the box with abuses. Here..
So much, money, dear.
Oh. - Look at this.
This means that there is..
One more crazy person..
..who loves Southall United.
Send and receive money worldwide.
Wish we had someone to send us money.
Well, I hope so. - Don't you worry Debu.
Your time will also come.
I like that. Cheers man.
Not bad. - That is fine.
Coach I suppose everything is done..
No, not yet.
We need a doctor.
To play professional football..
..we need a physiotherapist.
Coach, we could ask Rumana.
She is a doctor.
Have you lost it? You are talking rubbish.
She has just graduated.
She wants to join a hospital.
Besides, football is a man's game..
and Rumana is a girl.
You know the places where we get hurt.
He's spoken like a true-blue Pathan!
Idiot!
Come on, let's play.
You are hired.
No questions, no money
Welcome to the preseason analysis
of the combined county league for 2007.
My name is Shweta Singh.
And I am Johnny Bakshi.
Everyday, an hour per club..
and the profiles of each player and the odds.. - Pammi,..
you are a huge Southall fan, aren't you?
Absolutely, Aakash.
Why don't you become our official hair stylist?
I'm not as lucky.
I have a brilliant idea. Listen.
Come on, take the ball. 1, 2 this way.
Debu, release the ball..
It is a team game, man! Oh, come on Debu.
Do you think we can win?
They are not bad players.
But winning is a habit that takes time to build.
Good Shaan.
We can defend but our attack..I'm not so sure.
That is why we have lost so many times.
Shaan is a good midfielder. He's brilliant.
But what can he do on his own?
We need a good striker.
One good striker.. And I can do wonders with these guys.
Come on, open spaces. Come on.
Coach, look at what I have brought.
Why are you late?
Come on. Come on guys.
What's up, man.
We have a sponsor.
Pammi's Hair salon for men.
Pammi's?
Pammi's Hair Salon.
Idiot, have you lost it? - Are we to wear this?
Why not? What's wrong with it?
Ranveer, what's your problem?
These t-shirts are for free.
We are here to play football, not to model.
What's so funny, you jerk?
You are fortunate.
If your father were to sponsor us..
we'd have lamb on the front.. and chicken on the back!
Guys, show is over. Back to the game.
Show is over now. - Come on, let's go.
I want to show you something.
Will you come with me? Please.
Okay.
That's what you have been doing. - He is going speed.
That's what the team needs.
Come on, Sunny.
Who is he? - Sunny. Indian boy.
Your boyfriend.
No.
Good work, guys.
Alright. - We will all catch up at 5:.30 guys. - Hi.
Hi. - He is Tony. Sunny.
Do you know that..
Tony was the best we ever had..
..and now he is our coach.
Congratulations!
I have seen your game.
But you are wasting your time here.
You should play with your own people.
Why don't you join Southall United?
Are you serious?
I play football.
I'm not interested.. in being part of a circus.
Southall is not a circus, Sunny boy.
I am sure we will meet again soon.
Sweet dreams.
Come on. Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Here, please.
Come on. - Oh shit!
Useless dogs.. they lost.
Even these English dogs don't want us to do well.
English dogs.
They will all salute us one day. Like this!
Ladies and gentlemen.
Not like that, like this.
They will salute us like this.
With God's grace it will happen.
Call out to the Mughal army that..
they are to raze England to the ground!
And Your majesty with God's grace this year's..
Eid is to be celebrated in.. Buckingham Palace.
Your majesty..
Who did this?
I didn't see..
You didn't see?
By the time I came out, there was no one.
That jerk must have done it..
Who is he? - He's a bastard!
What's up Pathan?
Is your team practicing in the restaurant these days?
You scoundrel! Hold it, there.
Shaan, no fighting. No fight.
This window will get replaced..
..but your neck can't be? Is that clear?
That rascal must have done it.
You can tell from his antics.
Definitely. - Don't know why you have a problem with him.
Why would he do that?
He was just 1 5 when he wanted to join the team.
We didn't take him.
He must be taking that out on us now.
Is fifteen years any age to play?
But Rooney played when he was 1 5.
Shut up. - Sorry bro!
Hey guys, who did this?
It must definitely be Sunny, that bastard.
The other day he broke my window as well.
But don't worry. Let him break
If I don't slaughter him..
I'll stop playing football.
Decide now if it will be..
..an instantaneous chop or halal.
Shut up. - Scoundrel Sunny.
Come on boys, let's get cracking. Come on.
Go for it, Sunny.
Great going. Hey, hurry up.
Good. Keep it down.
Give the ball.
Paki bastard.
What did you say?
I called you a Paki, you got a problem with that?
Hey, stop that.
Are you done? Sunny, changing room. Now.
Patrick!
Sorry. - Now go on. Shake his hands.
I had fallen.
I play for Aston.
I get paid 250 pounds a week.
And that's just till the selection.
A player called me a Paki today.
The management made him apologize.
He apologized.
This is my big year, dad.
I will play this year.
Today they've broken your nose.
Tomorrow it will be your legs.
Then it will be you.
What you are running after today..
you will run away from it tomorrow.
Your nose is still bleeding.
It might be fractured. - It's my nose.
I can take care of it.
Such arrogance! You can't even handle your nose.
One day it might just vanish.
I play for Aston, not Southall.
I am a doctor.
You are all the same to me.
Want me to look at it?
You are scared of my brother, aren't you?
What's this? - Football.
What's that? - Goal.
My foot. Cross mark.
Like Arjun, you should see only the fish's eye.
Okay? I want all of you..
..one by one..
..strike that cross mark, please. Can you do it?
Come on, Monty Singh.
Whose apples is he talking about?
Come on, Monty uncle. Come on.
I have never seen a goal ever move Right?
So after you fix your target, keep your eyes only on the ball.
come on, next.
Good shot. - Hold it. Hang on.
I must strike it a second time.
I have to get it.
Well done!
Now you can shout.
No, I'm playing..
but I remember.
I will definitely bring it sweetie.
Monty. - OK I'm leaving now.
What was that?
A phone call. - Whose?
Sweetie's..
Is there a problem?
No.. No.. nothing. - What?
She ran out of chilies.
Sunny, is Asson a good team?
It's Aston, mom. Aston.
It's the best team in this league.
Do you have a chance?
A chance? Mom, your son is the best.
He is going to be a star starting tomorrow.
Sunny, why don't you join Southall?
Because, mom, they only run after the ball.
Poor fellows never manage to get hold of it..
Does your dad know that the selection is tomorrow?
Yes, I know.
Do you know, your son..
..will get selected tomorrow.
He is the best.
Kavita, do you think that the English will..
..select him because he is the best?
He will know for a fact..
..what he is pushing himself into tomorrow.
Another new player.
An lndian player.
Aston and Sunny Bhasin.
A weird combination indeed.
Well, he must be good. - Of course.
Playing practice matches and the championship are..
..two different ball games.
Beckham.
Come down.
Hey George, what's up? hey, Zacky boy.
Hey guys.
Superb. Hey Zacky boy.
Hey Beckham, where is your Victoria?
Got you. - Hey, you got me.
See you, bye.
Unlucky.
Boss. - Boss. - Yes.
How can you do this to me?
You told me. you played me the entire training session.
You told me I was the best.
The fastest.
Or just leave it, boss.
You always knew I was not playing
It is not about football.
It is about my color.
What can I do, son?
It's written on our faces..
..that we are lndian.
But you aren't an lndian citizen..
..the problem is you were born here.
Do you understand?
This is your fault.
But don't you worry.. is that clear?
Whatever it is that you do..
you'll do it better than the English. Is that clear.
You will do it very well.
Football is my only passion, Salim.
Dear..
They won't let you play..
Got it. They just won't let you play.
We are mere spectators to cheer them!
But don't you worry..
no more cheering from today.
You English twits..
no more cheering from today..
That's when you will understand.
Where the hell is Monty? We are getting late.
What happened?
Monty forgot. - The mechanic is late again.
Let's go..
Where the hell is Monty?
Look there.
Come on. - Monty.
Hey Monty.
This is our bus.
Let's get going. - Come on.
Hey, what are you doing?
Wait.
Monty. Very good, dear.
Hail Goddess!
Push it harder.
Hey, it has started. Come on.
Attack..
Beat the drums. - Beat the drums. After a goal.
Goal on goal..
Guys.
Today is our first match of this season.
And even if you lose today..
..you'll still have a tomorrow.
Whatever you have been doing so far, will go on.
But do remember one thing.
Play like men. Come on, let's go. - Come on, let's go.
Welcome everyone to Paddock Wood football ground.
This is Johnny Bakshi your commentator for..
..the afternoon and with me here is Daniel. - Hello.
Today is Southall United's first match of the season.
And we all know what's bound to happen.
Southall is ranked the lowest in the league..
and is also the weakest.
And they are singing a song?
No, that's the anthem.
That's the Southall United Anthem.
Goal on goal..
Chotu kicks off and passes the ball to their captain, Shaan.
Debu receives the ball from Shaan and tries to control..
and move forward, but a fine tackle by Brian.
Debu is down and unable to get up..
Because of his body weight.
He seems to have hurt his back.
Lovely pass on the Tom on the right side, he passes the ball to Frank.
Paddock wood has kept the ball in..
..possession and the ball is going to Southall now.
He comes forward and..
What a goal!
The goalkeeper didn't see the ball coming..
Paddock Wood ahead by a goal.
He's trying to move forward..
and he dribbles the ball and moves ahead.
He passes it once again..
The goalkeeper dives in to save, but they manage to score.
Another goal for Paddock Wood!
You butcher, you've ruined us.
Get lost from here.
You are flying like a wild cock.
Who made him a goal keeper?
Harry passes. Oh no.. the pass misses.
The ball has reached to Jacob.
Three, Nil Paddock Wood.
Another goal from Paddock Wood.
I have never seen anything like this.
Harry moves around and passes it..
Shaan has the ball..
Shaan is trying to pass the ball, but..
..Paddock Wood trying to regain the ball..
and four players have surrounded him.
But not one Southall player to support him..
Shaan tries hard but other Southall players are way behind.
And moving once again towards the Southall goal..
A brilliant right kick and a goal!
It's their fourth goal!
It's goal not eggs. How many will you eat?
Hey, don't teach me.
Hey, are you doing goal keeping or shop keeping?
Where are you guys?
I am all alone here idiots.
It is half time here at Paddock Wood football ground.
The half-time score is 4-0.
Now we have the second half and let's see what happens.
The referee signals the second half.
The Paddock Wood forward kicks it.. over Ranveer's head.. and it's a goal.
Brilliant. The goal keeper isn't watching.
And it's their fifth goal!
Absolutely amazing. - Superb.
Ball goes to Monty, from Monty to Ranveer and this..
You scoundrel! Wife's stooge. - Only this was left now.
By the way, this team need not make a goal.
Monty. - Monty has made a goal on the wrong side.
Pass ahead, not behind..
Tony Singh should teach his players,
especially the goal post they need to strike.
Pass ahead, not behind..
And the final score is..
..Paddock Wood 6 and Southall United 0.
That's the funniest match l have ever seen. - There you are.
Losers. 1,2,3,4,5..
You guys are losers.
We had placed bets on 18-0.
What were you guys doing?
What could I do?
I was the only one near the goal.
Shouting out. But he didn't pass.
He thinks he is Pele.
What's your bloody problem? You know I can't kick with my left leg.
So then why play football?
I can't kick with my left leg.
He was looking at the babes..
..and obviously they scored.
You mean I let them score?
Who is the goalkeeper? You or l?
What were the defenders doing? Loitering about?
Please, I am telling you.
Shut up! shut up! Behave yourselves. Idiots.
He was watching girls. Why did he become a goal keeper then?
Yes, I know.
You shut up now. - We lost the match because of you.
You only know to point on others.
What can we do coach?
I have thought of something.
You do trust me, don't you?
Yes, coach.
Sunny! Hi.
I heard about what happened.
Even you knew about it.
I felt very sad for you..
..but am not suprised.
Exactly what my dad says.
What will you do now, Sunny?
I am the best.
I will play for some other club. I really don't know.
But I will definitely play.
Come to Southall, Sunny.
Coach, neither do l run a restaurant..
..nor do I sell meat.
I do not have a garage..
and I don't know how to play in a band.
I only know how to play football.
Tomorrow if you start working..
..will you no longer be a player?
They can't take the ball away from me..
not even for ten seconds.
That's their caliber.
If you can't tackle the ball away for ten minutes..
will you play for Southall?
Who's going to stop me?
Tomorrow..
when do I need to reach.. coach?
This isn't just a game for us..
It's a fight to save our home..
..we have to win this fight.
Anyhow.
Though we will now be playing this match for a draw.
0-0.
If we can't score, we also don't let them score.
The ball should not get into the net.
Are you with me? - Yes.
Shaan.
What are you doing here?
I called Sunny here.
Coach you are making a big mistake.
Sorry, but I'm not here..
..to solve your personal problems.
I have come here for the club. Come on, we gotto go.
You are late.
Come on guys. Come on, let's go. Come on.
You like breaking windows, don't you?
Now hear your bones break!
I just hope they get along. - Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Goal.
Yes.
Come on.
Forward. - Back on. - Come on Debu.
Come on.
Pass the ball.
Come on, man. - Come on, guys. Come on. - I am free.
Fast, come on move it. Move it.
Hey. - Come on.
Here. - Easy. Easy.
Come on, one second. - Bloody hell.
Come on. You did something, didn't you? I am going to look it later.
Get on with the game. Come on guys.
A pretty delicate nose..
it's broken.
Why did you have to do that?
Because that Pathan is crazy.
Don't you want to get your nose fixed?
Then don't utter a word against my brother.
I can break it completely.
Why don't you like my brother?
I told you, he is an asshole.
What were you saying?
Is your whole family crazy?
This is my nose!
We live together, we've become alike.
You will also become like us..
Asshole.
You live alone?
Yeah. - And your family?
You don't have many friends, do you?
Why do you say that?
I always see you alone.
Will you go out with me?
On a date.
You really are crazy.
I am quite sexy too!
And so are you.
Done.
Yes. Don't wet your nose for a few days.
And if possible don't get into a fight. Bye.
Bye.
Done.
Shaan.
What's wrong with you? This was someone's order.
The customer is waiting for his meal..
To hell with the customers!
Tell them the restaurant has shut down and the chef is no more.
The chef is dead!
Shit. I am fed up.
Yes. - Hi. - Hi Shaan, how are you?
Fine. Is Tony, there? - Yes of course, come on in.
These are for you. - Lovely. Come on in. - Sure.
Coach, Sunny will break the team.
He could not be faithful to his parents.. his community..
How can he be a part of us?
He is the sort..
who will betray those that feed him.
He is not one of us.
Nor can he ever be.
Neither does he want to be a part of us.
How can we play together coach?
This bouquet of different flowers..
kept together looks very pretty, doesn't it?
Sit down, Shaan.
Shaan.
You are the captain.
You decided to make me the coach.
Now too, the decision is yours.
You decide who stays and who doesn't.
You decide.
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen..
..welcome to the Southall United Football Club.
Today's match between Southall United and Aston football club..
..should be quite an interesting match.
Ex-Aston player, Sunny Bhasin, is now with Southall.
You are absolutely right, Johnny. It should be an interesting match.
Pass. Pass. - Go. Sunny!
Oh come on, no. next time.
A clash between Sunny and Patrick.
You can see a lot of this today.
Harry pass the ball.
I was clear, man.
Sunny was clear and near him.
Why didn't you pass to Sunny? - He was in front of you..
Are you teaching me how to play?
Hey, what is happening? - Hey!
Have you lost it? This is a match.
What is your problem?
Stop it. I said stop it. Go to your position.
Come on.
Chunan. - Chunan.
Sunny is open!
Chunan. Come on, pass.
Hey, what dear. - Sober.
Move it.
And it is a goal.
Brilliant goal.
Sunny!
No!
But he misses the goal. - Hell.
And that is the end of first half.
Southall has missed a huge opportunity.
get back to where did you come from. Paki.
We will see who goes.
-Shaan, you'll need to run faster.
Instead of speed alone, if you would've used your head..
..you could've seen me.
Guys, not a bad half.
There is another half. We can still do this.
We can still do this, okay?
Sunny you are moving too fast..
You have to slow down a bit, there are ten others with you.
That was a clear opportunity coach..
It wasn't, you thought it was.
Sunny, it is a team game, not a one man show.
Why don't you tell them..
..why are you asking me slow down?
You will do as I say.
Come on, keep marking.
Keep marking, move forward.
Come on, Shaan, pass the ball.
Come on, Shaan.
Shaan, pass. - Release the ball, Sunny's shot.
Come on, Shaan. Don't break this it, pass it, Shaan.
Come on, I was here, man.
Wrong move Shaan!
Sunny was clear.
Why didn't you pass it to him?
Now you will teach me. - what's right and what's wrong?
Why did you call Tony if you wanted to play like this?
Go to your position..
Get out.
Ball back, come on.
Terry is ready to take the corner against Southall.
Sunny, back. - Ashley.
You got good team here, Paki.
Go to that ball.
Don't ever call me a Paki.
This is absolutely shocking. - Sunny can play lndia..
Come on Ref.
I think Ref has been a little lenient Jonny, that deserves a Red.
What number you were in? - 8 -15. - Take it off.
Sunny is being replaced..
Which is good.
Another foul and he will get a red card..
and that is exactly what Aston wants.
I am supposed to be out there. What the hell are you doing?
Southall has to play a really top game to remain in this match.
Harry. - Hey, pass the ball to me.
Keep an eye on the keeper.
Aston's second goal!
I told you, I was supposed to be there, coach.
Hey, well done.
Shit.
Instead of losing by three we could have won by two goals.
Oh.. you would've saved the goals?
What could I have done on my own?
Are you the goalkeeper or am l?
What were you defenders doing?
You should focus on the ball, not the girls.
Stupid. - Just wear your turban and go home..
Dare you talk about the turban with disrespect!
I say, stop. - Don't blame him.
Talk about yourself. - Debu, move.
Stop it, don't fight.
What are you doing? Stop it. - You will hit me?
What's wrong with you guys?
You guys are all crazy!
Whom are you calling crazy?
Trash this scoundrel. He is calling us crazy.
Hit him.
Why are you hitting me? - Don't spare him.
Hit him. Don't spare him.
You are calling us crazy. - What is going on? - Who is he..
I am telling you. Don't you talk nonsense with me! - He doesn't pass..
Monty.
You call yourself footballers.
At least one of you is crying.
I want you all to get ready and get in the bus in 1 0 minutes.
All of you.
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
I'm glad about what you did to Patrick.
He deserved it.
That racist!
This is Old Trafford.
The Mecca of football.
The Manchester United Stadium.
On the other side of this tunnel is the Manchester United ground.
People call this 'The theater of dreams.'
Look at the ground carefully, here where real champions play..
..but their journey to success was not so easy.
This clock was stopped on 6 February 1 958..
at the time when the Manchester United team was returning..
..from a match in Munich
and their plane crashed.
Eight players lost their lives.
They were all under 25.
Even their captain lost his life.
They are all dead.
But it's unfortunate for you that you are alive.
You don't have a ground.
They didn't have a team.
The team was finished.
But they had a dream.
A dream to win..
A dream to become champions.
They never looked back.
They practiced day and night..
and formed a new team.
The fame, reputation and trophies..
are a result of that one dream.
There isn't a single championship they haven't won.
Look carefully, all around you..
This is the locker room.
And only champions come here.
These are the faces of champions.
Look at their eyes..
their smiles.
But I want to show you something else.
What do you see?
Whom do you see?
Whom do you see there? Can you see?
Do you see a footballer?
Do you see a champion in there?
You call yourself a footballer?
See yourself.
Look at your eyes..
Iook at your faces.
What do you see?
The faces of champions?
Are these the faces of champions?
I am fed up and tired of who passed..
..and who didn't pass. Bloody red chilli.
I don't care anymore.
Are these the faces of champions?
Don't you want to be champions?
If you can't play for anyone, play for the man in the mirror.
We have tied a shroud on our head.
We've move out of our houses with an oath..
Our heads, which are raised will never bow down..
The country will see and the world will see.
We will be tough on everyone..
We are obstinate, we will never give up..
We have the strength. We have the courage. We have a desire to win..
The one who messes up with us will be ruined, as we all are crazy..
Hey dude, don't mess with me..
Come on, grow up guys. Come on, move it. Yes.
Jenny.
Jenny. What happened, baby?
Are you okay? What's wrong?
You are pregnant.
How did this happen?
I am sorry, stupid question.
A boy or a girl?
I am sorry, another stupid question.
You won't do any work..
..until we have the baby you will just lie on the bed.
I'll call the doctor. Okay? And he will he here all the time.
There will be a nurse for 24 hours.
And you please don't worry. No moving.
Shaan. - You are staying in the house, no kitchen. - Shaan.
Relax. Relax.
Since we have the desire, there is a fire within us..
We've lit this fire..
There is only one target in mind.
Now it is the time to prove ourselves..
It is a fight against them..
We will sacrifice our body and soul on the victory..
Who are we and what are we. We've moved out to prove that..
Hey dude, don't mess with me..
Don't mess with me..
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen and..
..welcome to the East Leighton football ground.
To bring the national league this afternoon is Johnny Bakshi..
Southall is singing, what has become the trademark anthem.
We will show the world what we are..
The mountains cannot stop us even if they want to..
We will do goal on goal..
Okay guys. Let's go. Come on. Come on.
What do you think Southall chances are today?
Quite bleak, I can imagine.
And Southall United Football starts with a kick off..
Pass it to Sunny.
And they have lost the ball to East Leighton.
Good move by East Leighton.
Oh, that was a neat one. He goes pass Harry.
Chances of a goal here. He takes the ball and..
And that's a goal. East Leighton take the lead. 1-0.
Come on, one more. One more!
Absolutely brilliant.
That's it. Go for it. - Come on.
Go boy. - Come on.
Come on.
Goal! - Yes.
Yes! Southall team is 1 all.